Okay.

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

sktagg23:

georgeslays:

AU Meme: Requested by anonymous: “Please do a [au meme] where the British Royal Family say Game of Thrones quotes.”

THE LAST ONE.

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

asexualderekhale:

starbucksenterprise:

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

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"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

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i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown

aneurysmsanddesecrations:

k-xia:

deantrippe:

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

sondergeldco:

Available in my shop sondergeldco.etsy.com

sondergeldco:

Available in my shop sondergeldco.etsy.com

themano:

themano:

White moms

show this to my mom when I die

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

For mobile just hold the reblog button

lulz-time:

(via/follow Death by Lulz)

lulz-time:

(via/follow Death by Lulz)

prekdropout:

naiteecelson:

A young man asked what i sound like. This is what i sound like.
ALSO, someone come be my personal fly killer. I can’t fucking stand flies.
  • Your name 
  • Meaning behind your URL
  • Age
  • Where you’re from
  • Favorite color 
  • Pronounce the following words:  Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, Polka Dots, Swag, LOL, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? 
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 
  • What do you call gym shoes? 
  • What do you call your grandparents? 
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it. 
  • Do you think you have an accent? 
  • Be a wizard or a vampire? 
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? 
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want. 

the sassiest.


I got my period at the grocery store and had to make it look like it wasn’t me

I got my period at the grocery store and had to make it look like it wasn’t me