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A young man asked what i sound like. This is what i sound like.
ALSO, someone come be my personal fly killer. I can’t fucking stand flies.
- Your name
- Meaning behind your URL
- Age
- Where you’re from
- Favorite color
- Pronounce the following words: Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, Polka Dots, Swag, LOL, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it.
- Do you think you have an accent?
- Be a wizard or a vampire?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
the sassiest.