lulz-time:

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prekdropout:

naiteecelson:

A young man asked what i sound like. This is what i sound like.
ALSO, someone come be my personal fly killer. I can’t fucking stand flies.

• Your name 
• Meaning behind your URL
• Age
• Where you’re from
• Favorite color 
• Pronounce the following words:  Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, Polka Dots, Swag, LOL, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? 
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 
• What do you call gym shoes? 
• What do you call your grandparents? 
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 
• Choose a book and read a passage from it. 
• Do you think you have an accent? 
• Be a wizard or a vampire? 
• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? 
• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want. 

the sassiest.

I got my period at the grocery store and had to make it look like it wasn’t me

smokeporch:

kattygirls:

Girls Only, jk kinda!

tastefullyoffensive:

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Lol my bill.

kattygirls:

Food On Your Dash :)