Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
yo that pants tucked into your shirt one fucked me up…
MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
House dressed as a house painting a house on a house
when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison
and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year
THE LAST ONE.
"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"
"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"
i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown
last day to reblog
you now you want to.
Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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